Trying to forget "Rollerball?"

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=796&ncid=799&e=1&u=/eo/20050414/en_celeb_eo/16335_1113492350

Now, now ... someone with Chris Klein's acting chops was probably just doing research for a role. You know, "washed up actor who never really was an actor in the first place."

And we can only hope it wasn't a female officer who pulled him over. "Suck me, beautiful ... "

("Friends call me 'Nova ... as in Casanova.")