Obviously you've never been to Paducah ...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=574&e=4&u=/nm/20050314/wl_nm/crime_cities_dc

Three thoughts here:
1. "Luxembourg is the world's safest city" ... well, sure, since nobody can find it on a map.
2. "Baghdad the most dangerous" ... oh, are the Beirut boys pissed at losing this title.
3. "Geneva and Zurich rank top for overall quality of life" ... really, even if everyone lives in a safe-deposit box and is armed only with tiny multi-tool knives?