What, no "Grease 2?"

Because as good-looking as she was, Michelle Pfeiffer always makes me cringe when she sings "Cool Rider."

Anyway, check this list, forwarded to me by Uncle Paul, who did so just because it includes "The Apple," which deserves its spot. But that's only because "Death Race 2000" didn't have any dance numbers.

(Here's the story for the hyperlink-challenged: www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25691732/from/ET/)

FOLLOW UP: I stand (somewhat) corrected. Turns out "Grease 2" is included in the "Vote for the worst musical" poll at the bottom. And when I just cast my vote -- for "The Apple," because it sucks -- "Grease 2" was No. 3, well behind "From Justin to Kelly" but ahead of "Xanadu." Take that, Olivia!

(Also glad to see "Rent" in the mix, but what's up with "Little Shop of Horrors" being on the list? That movie's all right, if only for Steve Martin's big number. "You'll be a dentist! You have a talent for causin' things PAIN!" Love it.)