Oh, tough guy, huh?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050606/ap_on_en_mo/people_crowe_arrested

1. "Don't you know who I am? I'm the Cinderella Man!"
2. Forget the phone ... imagine the damage he could do with an alarm clock.
3. To see if he was drunk, they asked him to spell the police spokesman's last name.